When carpetbaggers came down South to pedal their bogus wares, we Southerners used to have a traditional method of greeting. Since Michael Moore is headed for a visit to Texas, I thought these links might come in handy to someone living around Crawford:
You'll need one of these. Actually, you better make it two because you have a lot of area to cover.
And then a half dozen or so of these.
Moore, after all, does appreciate the good old days, so you should help him out.
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